Jerry Falwell is in deep doo-doo. He was found unresponsive in his office, where he coordinates the morals of the world. His condition described as grave.
Before we begin to eulogize his sincere faith and steadfast patriotism, I wonder what he did that so angered God that He removed His Divine Hand of Protection.
At least his friend Pat can't blame it on his decision to withdraw from Gaza.
By their own standards, obviously this is some form of Divine Retribution.
Update: Looks like God was seriously pissed at Jerry.
UPDATE #2 from autoegocrat: I was going to write a report from the grave, but I'll be damned if Bob Johnson didn't beat me to it already.
UPDATE the third: (by Pesky) this needed a picture.
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